Public Address

Welcome, citizen! You've reached the Neon Communications Center, where we take your requests and... well, not really answer them, but send you on a wild goose chase.

Please select a department:

/neon/communications_center/%20public_address/requests
/prophets%20of%20bureaucracy (Consult the ancient texts of our esteemed ancestors)
/forms%20and%20forms (Get your fillable forms here!)
/lost%20in%20translation (When our forms are just too confusing...)

Don't get lost in our labyrinthine corridors! Visit our building map for help.

Neon Communications Center

A government agency for the 21st century. Or not.